Okay wacky Kadafy time…I guess every religion has wackos…people in North America think the world is flat…that we lived at the same time as dinosaurs and that our world is only 10,000 years old…BUT…this guy takes the entire cake.
This guy, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.
Okay are you ready for this…
“The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified,” Fazl said adding that, “As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.”
Uh huh…jeans folks…there’s the problem..
When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities,” Fazl said, now fuming like a steam engine.
Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon the “immodest women” as well.
DAMN YOU WOMEN…everything is your fault…we knew it all along and now this guy has confirmed it because we can be sure his IQ is at lease 200.
“If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and centre and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”
Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani immodest women and launch a military operation.
…sorry I think his IQ is -200…there that’s better. Now all you women go take off those jeans and walk around naked…oh no…sorry put a sack over yourselves…there now we will be safe from earthquakes….maybe not safe from dinosaurs though.